Dear President Trump,

Please don't invite that low-life, gutter-trash Lindsey Vonn to the White House.  Ever.  She doesn't represent me in the Olympics, and she doesn't represent half of this country.  Only representing half of this country is not representing this country, at all.

The idea that my tax dollars are being spent on this kind of human filth only serves to put a curve in my spine.  While you might believe it magnanimous to invite her, it only further fuels the self-righteous garbage that clutters the minds of these cultists who have no thought processes outside of what their ideologues tell them they should think.

Please, don't give her the satisfaction of being able to turn your invitation down.  Simply do not invite her.  The White House is the house of all Americans, inclusive, and if she cannot be inclusive to all Americans, particularly with the high honor that is bestowed upon her as an Olympian, as a representative of this great country, then she does not deserve to be honored, much less given an invitation to my house, America's house, the White House.

Thank you for your kind consideration in this request.

Lindsey Vonn does not represent America